Citate de programatori – partea II

Your mom is so fat she sat on a binary tree and turned it into a linked list in constant time!


Saying Java is good because it works on all OSes is like saying anal sex is good because it works on all genders.


„If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the next woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.” – Unknown.


„Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.” – Dijkstra


Programmers, by nature, want to write good programs. When the completion of a program becomes more important than having a good program, then said program is neither good nor complete.

-James D. Shea


 C++ Class’s, Friend and Private Keywords:

„Only a Friend is allowed to touch my privates.”

Un răspuns to “Citate de programatori – partea II”

  1. anonimus Says:

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