Robyn – Handle me (Soulseekerz club remix)


Radio DEEA imi da obsesii din cand in cand. Ultima oara am patit asta :

(Alright) 

Yeah, I heard about some guy that you beat 
pretty bad and got in the papers 
Sure, you own a cool bar and I hear you get far with every waitress 
Yeah, I saw you on the poster, your song is 
the bomb but you're outrageous 
Sure, I see you’re living' large with your crib and 
your cars and that's just great, but 

Let me tell you how it'd be 
You won't get with this you see 
Cuz you can't handle me 

Yeah, you make your big move and I see 
you’re not used to being rejected 
Sure, you making that call to your guy and 
I’m sure you're well connected 
Yeah, judging from that line you just passed 
you are well known and respected 
Sure, would me and my girls come participate in something you directed 

Oohh.. 
Let me tell you how it'd be 
You won't get with this you see 
Cuz you can't handle me 
It's a simple fact that you can’t seem to handle me 
Don’t matter how you act with them you can’t handle me 
I don't really feel you got my back 
Cuz you’re a selfish narcissistic psycho 
Freaking bootlicking Nazi creep and 
You can’t handle me 
[ Find more Lyrics at www.mp3lyrics.org/ao ]

Yeah, I think you’re kinda cute when you try 
and act like you ain’t looking 
Sure, I think you’re kinda fly and your 
ride – Sure is off the hook and 
Yeah, bet you could take my mind off of things 
for some time and take me shopping 
Sure, you writing those rhymes and acts you produce are really kickin' 

But, let me tell you how it'd be 
You won't get with this you see 
Cuz you can't handle me 

It’s a simple fact that you can’t seem to handle me 
No matter how you act with them you can’t handle me 
Its just a simple fact that you can’t seem to handle me 
Don’t matter how you act with them you can’t handle me 
I don't really feel you got my back 
Cuz you’re a selfish narcissistic psycho 
Freaking bootlicking Nazi pimp and 
You can’t handle me 

Yeah, I heard about some guy that you beat 
pretty bad and got in the papers 
Sure, you own a cool bar and I hear you get far with every waitress 
Yeah, I saw you on the poster you song is the bomb but you're outrageous 
Sure, I see you’re living' large with your crib and 
your cars and that's just great, but 

Let me tell you how it'd be 
You won't get with this you see 
Cuz you can't handle me 

It’s a simple fact that you can’t seem to handle me 
No matter how you act with them you can’t handle me 
It’s a simple fact that you can’t seem to handle me 
Don’t matter how you act with them you can’t handle me 
I don't really feel you got my back 
Cuz you’re a selfish narcissistic psycho 
Freaking bootlicking Nazi creep and 
You can’t handle me
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Despre closetul de la serviciu


Sunt cateva lucruri care ma deranjeaza la closetul de la serviciu. Cand zici de la serviciu nu zic neaparat de la locul curent de munca al meu ci in general de la locul de munca. Asa cum majoritatea angajatilor trateaza bunurile de serviciu (masina de serviciu, telefonul mobil de serviciu sau laptop-ul de serviciu), si anume cu scarba si sictir, la fel trateaza si closetul.

Presupun ( / sper) ca femeile sunt mai civilizate in aceasta privinta decat barbatii insa nu am avut curajul sa verific closetul femeilor. Asa ca voi vorbi despre al barbatilor.

In primul rand am putea imparti activitatile care se pot desfasura in aceasta zona, a toaletei, in doua tipuri :

a. „Treaba mica”
b. „Treaba mare”

Majoritatea nu are nevoie sau evita sa faca „treaba mare” la serviciu din diverse motive. De obicei au un obicei sa faca dimineata (acasa) sau se abtin de frica (igiena samd.) ori de scarba. Asa ca se rezuma la „treaba mica”. Partea proasta este ca nu prea utilizeaza pisoarele pentru treaba mica. Nici macar pisoarele nu ma prea incanta pe mine pentru ca :

1. desi sunt trei la numar sunt toate la acelasi nivel (toti oamenii au aceeasi inaltime, nu?!)
2. sunt inghesuite astfel incat nu pot fi utilizate mai mult de doua simultan
3. Sunt puse apropiat si mai ales nu au separatoare vizuale (chestii d’alea de faianta verticale) astfel incat barbatii risca sa-si vada putzele si sa isi distruga psihicul. (LOLz)
4. mecanismul de tras apa nu e unul decent ci un robinet pe care il poti uita deschis sau iti e sila sa il actionezi

Buuuuun… si ce fac daca nu utilizeaza pisoarele pentru treaba lor mica cea de toate zilele? Pai fac urmatoarele :

1. Nu ridica capacul niciodata si nici nu exceleaza din punct de vedere al tintei. Cu alte cuvinte pe capacul closetului vei gasi un cocteil de pisati mai noi, mai vechi, mai lichizi, mai uscati, mai galbeni sau mai incolori. Nu e prea placut
2. Podeaua nu are mai mult noroc de asemenea. Fie ca se pisa din cer in closet si ricoseaza din vas afara fie pisa cu o placere sadica pe closet o buna bucata de pisat se va intinde pe dalele gresiei pe o suprafata cat mai intinsa ca sa puta la maxim.
3. Este nevoie sa fie suluri de hartie igienica de rezerva insa daca le stivuiesti pe rezervor una peste alta vor cadea la un moment dat de acolo. Fie in pisatul semi-uscat de pe jos fie in closetul cu bunatati.
4. Daca se termina hartia igienica din suportul de hartie igienica nici un trantor de angajat nu va pune una de rezerva acolo.
5. Butonul de tras apa are o actionare pneumatica (are un furtunas pe interior). Uneori circuitul pneumatic se mai dezamorseaza si, in limba romana curenta, nu merge cand apesi prima data ci trebuie sa mai apesi de 2-3 ori ca sa mearga. Evident ca nimeni nu s-a gandit la asta, mai ales generosul care ne lasa o treaba mare proaspata si multa.

Din toate aceste lamentari nu vreau sa trag concluzii lungi, enervante sau plictisitoare ci doar una, mica si simpla :

RIDICATI CAPACUL ALA DE CLOSET INAINTE SA URINATI !!!

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