Acronime din lumea calculatoarelor

Nu va prea pricepeti la calculatoare? Vreti sa impresionati colegi/prieteni/etc pasionati de IT? Cateva repere care va pot ajuta : 

  • CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
  • PCMCIA: People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
  • ISDN: It Still Does Nothing
  • SCSI: System Can’t See It
  • MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
  • DOS: Defunct Operating System
  • WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
  • OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too
  • PnP: Plug and Pray
  • APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
  • IBM: I Blame Microsoft
  • DEC: Do Expect Cuts
  • MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
  • CA: Constant Acquisitions
  • COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
  • LISP: Lots of Insipid and Stupid Parentheses
  • MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
  • AAAAA: American Association Against Acronym Abuse.
  • WYSIWYMGIYRRLAAGW: What You See Is What You Might Get If You’re Really Really Lucky And All Goes Well.


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