Citate de programatori – partea IV


„Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.” – John F. Woods

 

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Douglas Adams

 

Debugging is twice as hard as writing the program, so if you write the program as cleverly as you can, by definition, you won’t be clever enough to debug it.

 

 

PHP is a minor evil perpetrated and created by incompetent amateurs, whereas Perl is a great and insidious evil, perpetrated by skilled but perverted professionals.
Jon Ribbens

 

[Sonium] someone speak python here?
[lucky] HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
[lucky] SSSSS
[Sonium] the programming language

 

„I don’t care if it works on your machine! We are not shipping your machine!”

It’s the blog tagline of one Ovidiu Platon, Romanian Microsoft Student Partner [link http://studentclub.ro/ovidiupl/default.aspx ] Unfortunately it disagrees with the „Works on my machine” Certification. Damn shame!

 

„If the user can’t find it, the function’s not there”

„It’s my blog tagline 🙂 ” [link http://www.tudorvlad.ro ] I’ll probably change it and keep it for when I grow up.

 

„In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they aren’t even close”
It can be applied to many fields, but goes great with programming.

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