Esti un programator bun?

.. daca da de unde stii?

Arunca un ochi aici si poti sa apreciezi singur.

Glume de-ale programatorilor

Two strings walk into a bar. The first one says:
Hello, I’d like some Vodka andytewsr@)W$(#*$&!^Y@)^&30@#!
“You’ll have to excuse my friend,” the second one says, “he’s not null-terminated.”

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As soon as she walked through my door I knew her type: she was an argument waiting to happen. I wondered if the argument was required… or merely optional? Guess I’d know the parameters soon enough.

“I’m Star At Data”, she offered.
She made it sound like a pass. But was the pass by name? Or by position?
“I think someone’s trying to execute me. Some caller.”
“Okay, I’ll see what I can find out. Meanwhile, we’re gonna have to limit the scope of your accessibility.”
“I’d prefer not to be bound like that,” she replied.
“I see you know my methods,” I shot back.
She just stared at me, like I was a block. Suddenly I wasn’t surprised someone wanted to dispatch her.
“I’ll return later,” she purred. “Meanwhile, I’m counting on you to give me some closure”.
It was gonna be another routine investigation.
– Dashiell Hammett, “The Maltese Camel”

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De ce prefer Java sau .NET

Mititele

• Ionut ne arata ca poti face muzica cu niste sunete banale de Windows. Desi nu prea e el fan Windows.
• Gasesc si o ”poza” cum dureaza ”dragostea” : maxim 3 ani

Un pic de amuzament

Sa ne destindem nitel cu o mica povestioara pentru care nu bag mana in foc neaparat din punct de vedere al valorii de adevar. Cica programatorii sunt mai atractivi ca alti barbati, pentru femei.

Cel putin cam asa zic cei de aici (cu o mica adaptare abuziva din partea mea (geek->programator)).

Cam asa ar zice ei :

1. Programmers make more money than you.

Claiming that women value money over everything else is not going to fly. Instead, you must consider the more practical angle – when all other things are considered equal, the guy with more money is simply the better option.

Bancuri de programatori

Care este diferenta dintre un programator amator si unul profesionist? Cel amator crede ca un kilobyte are 1000 de bytes, iar cel profesionist crede ca un kilometru are 1024 de metri.

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Culmea calculatoarelor? Sa gonesti musca de pe ecran cu cursoru de la mouse.

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De cati programatori este nevoie pentru infiletarea unui bec? De nici unul…e problema de “hard

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Se facea un sondaj de opinie despre sexul virtual. Intrebarea reporterului:ce parere aveti despre sexul virtual? Studentul de la medicina: * ce e aia virtual? Studentul de la economie: * chiar asa ce e aia virtual? Studentul de la informatica: * stati putin, ce e ala sex?

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De ce numai 10% din creierul uman contine cod executabil? S-a descoperit ca restul sunt comentarii.

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Patru “calculatoristi” se intalnesc la o bere. Unul incepe sa povesteasca: * Am agatat aseara o tipa beton. Am dus-o acasa. Eu incins, ea incinsa. Ne-am apucat sa ne dezbracam chiar din momentul in care am intrat pe usa. Am “pus-o” in picioare, rezemati de perete… Ne-am cautat o noua pozitie si am asezat-o pe birou, chiar pe tastatura noului meu calculator… Este brusc intrerupt de ceilalti, in cor: * Aha! Ce calculator ti-ai luat?

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O femeie, inginer de sistem, instala un calculator intr-o retea pentru un coleg de lucru. Cind a venit rindul setarii parolelor ea l-a intrebat ce cuvint vrea sa folosesca pentru logare. Vrind sa o intimideze, tipul i-a spus “penis”. Fara sa clipeasca, aceasta i-a introdus parola dorita, a reintrodus-o pentru confirmare dupa care era sa se prabuseasca de ris in fata monitorului. Curios, tipul i se uita peste umar si vede raspunsul calculatorului: PASSWORD REJECTED….NOT LONG ENOUGH.

Ziua programatorilor

Multumesc tuturor pentru urari

Motivul pentru care 13 Septembrie (respectiv 12 Septembrie in anii bisecti) este ziua programatorilor este acela ca este a 256-a zi din an. 256 este puterea a 8-a a lui 2.

De asemenea este numarul de valori pe care il poate lua un octet (un byte), un element de baza in lucrul nostru.

LA MULTI ANI TUTUROR PROGRAMATORILOR! :)

Citate de programatori – partea IV

“Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.” — John F. Woods

 

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Douglas Adams

 

Debugging is twice as hard as writing the program, so if you write the program as cleverly as you can, by definition, you won’t be clever enough to debug it.

 

 

PHP is a minor evil perpetrated and created by incompetent amateurs, whereas Perl is a great and insidious evil, perpetrated by skilled but perverted professionals.
Jon Ribbens

 

[Sonium] someone speak python here?
[lucky] HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
[lucky] SSSSS
[Sonium] the programming language

 

“I don’t care if it works on your machine! We are not shipping your machine!”

It’s the blog tagline of one Ovidiu Platon, Romanian Microsoft Student Partner [link http://studentclub.ro/ovidiupl/default.aspx ] Unfortunately it disagrees with the “Works on my machine” Certification. Damn shame!

 

“If the user can’t find it, the function’s not there”

“It’s my blog tagline ” [link http://www.tudorvlad.ro ] I’ll probably change it and keep it for when I grow up.

 

“In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they aren’t even close”
It can be applied to many fields, but goes great with programming.